Silly Quotes: "I lift things up and put them down" ~from the Planet Fitness commercial
"I may be small...but I will attack you like a squirrel monkey"~Snooki, from
"It's just a big ball of fuckness. That's a new word:fuckness"~Snooki, from
"Can't play a player and you can't fool a ho" ~Kerri in a drunk and babbbling state
Quotes That Make You Think: "What starts in chaos, ends in chaos"~Helena from the TV
show 'the L word' "We can not change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand"~Randy Pausch
"Sometimes an everyday object is changed by the person using it.Every so often, a person is changed by the object" ~Unknown
"Everyone has a moment in history which belongs particularly to him. It is the moment
when his emotions achieve their most powerful sway over him, and afterward when you say to this person "the world today" or "life" or "reality" he will assume that you mean this moment, even if it is fifty years past. The world, through his unleashed emotions, imprinted itself upon him, and he carries the stamp of that passing moment forever"
~from the book
'A Separate Peace' by John Knowles
Quotes To Help You Get Through Life: "Smoke. Drink. Never Think"
"I will not be nice, I am never sorry, I have no regrets:what is before me belongs to me" ~Elizabeth Wurtzel
"Sometimes we all are players...Sometimes we all are pawns..." ~from the song 'L Train'
by Shootyz Groove
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